i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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