She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
