Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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