How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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