I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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