he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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