My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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