remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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