She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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