He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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