Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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