I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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