question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I will be naked everywhere
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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