i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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