Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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