When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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