the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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