DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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