i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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