Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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