I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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