That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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