the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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