Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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