yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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