he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
