Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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