Walk of Shame. In a state park.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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