No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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