Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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