Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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