dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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