now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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