he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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