I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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