protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
The air taste purple.
Randomize
