Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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