she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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