im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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