I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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