dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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