Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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