Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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