Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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