i jhust puked up my retainher.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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