My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
