i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
there is glitter all over my balls
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