come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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