got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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