I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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