Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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