I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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