im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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